A little bird was flying south for the winter. It
was
so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground
into a
large field. While he was lying there, a cow
came by
and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen
bird
lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to
realize how warm he was. The dung was
actually
thawing him out!
He lay there all warm and happy, and soon
began
to
sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird
singing
and came to investigate. Following the sound,
the
cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow
dung,
and promptly dug him out and ate him.
Moral of the story:
1. Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy
2. Not everyone who gets you out of shit is
your
friend
3. And when you’re in deep shit, it’s best to
keep
your mouth shut!
was
so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground
into a
large field. While he was lying there, a cow
came by
and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen
bird
lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to
realize how warm he was. The dung was
actually
thawing him out!
He lay there all warm and happy, and soon
began
to
sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird
singing
and came to investigate. Following the sound,
the
cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow
dung,
and promptly dug him out and ate him.
Moral of the story:
1. Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy
2. Not everyone who gets you out of shit is
your
friend
3. And when you’re in deep shit, it’s best to
keep
your mouth shut!
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